from the tshirthell newsletter...

Prince Charles got married this weekend to his long time mistress Camilla Parker Bowles. There has been no official word on whether or not the Prince of Wales will stop having relations with the decaying remains of Princess Di, which are still hotter than his new wife.

Napalm and Silly Putty

You know what's been really fun ever since I got my nose piercing?

Sneezing.

Yeah. I can attack people to my right now.