Revelations 22:20

PARENTS LIE.

YAY I AM NOT DEAD ON BD!!!!!!!11111oneoneoneeleven

I met people who think like I do: 'fucking Christians' and 'fucking Texans'.

Which is unfair, because I know Christians who are really cool and I know Texans who are really cool and I know Christian Texans who are really cool, so I know that it's just a stereotype and I'm generalizing.

But then I think of raptureready.com, and I cringe at the utter....there's not even a word for it.

Then I think of my dad, who's not even from Texas originally but lived there long enough to /be/ Texan (yes, he does have a gun--3 of them).

And then I think of Bush.

And I realize, generalization or not, there is a Christian Texan in charge of this fucking country--a Rapture-believing, Christian Texan. Who thinks that God wanted him to be President.

Well, you know, God also wanted us to "Love Thy Neighbor", but SORRY CANADA AND MEXICO! And also, God said "Thou Shalt Not Kill, unless you need their oil, in which case bomb the fuckers." Yes. That was in the Gospel of Bullshit.

I'd say we're going to Hell in a Handbasket, except for two things:
1) The Handbasket is broken down--terrorist bombs, you know;

and

2) Hell is my home, it's nice, and where we're going is much, much worse.

One Winged Angel, full version

I need a new mp3 player. mine sucks.

If you read yesterday's entry, don't think I'm being shallow and immaterial and not thinking of my dog. If i think of Blue any more, I'll cry. and it'll be fucking Niagra Falls. I can't afford that yet. Not until I have someone to hold me while I cry, and that's not forthcoming here. So I have to hold in the grief and rage for 8 or so days, until I get home, and be happy and smiley in the meantime. Because it depresses people when they ask how I'm doing and I say "My dog died on Friday." When I really want to say "My daugther died on Friday," because that is what Blue was to me, but that would attract unwanted attention and questions.

I'm so fucking fed up with people's sympathy. I want someone to hold me. For as long as I need it.

Only one person has ever done that for me (though I'm sure, if given the opportunity, others might), and I might get to see him as I pass through LA. If you pray at all for me, then pray that I get to see him and ease my heart's anguish. Don't give me your sympathy. Empathy I'll take. Sympathy I can't stand.

And while you're at it, give a kick to God's corpse for me. She's fucking dead as far as I can see.

I am so done

This is it. God has had my soul on slow-cook for years, and I'm finally fucking done. Ready to be served up when Lucifer comes over for tea tomorrow.

Fuck you God. Fuck you and your whole holier-than-thou posse.

Was eleven days too long for your great fucking omnipotence? Was it? You couldn't make my wonderful canine companion's kidneys hold out the eleven days it would take me to get home? Was that too much for your little hands of doom and greatness? Could handle creating the fucking universe but not keeping Blue healthy long enough for me to see her one last fucking time?

Blue was all that mattered to me. Through thick and thin, when the going got tough I was able to keep my faith in You, God, because Blue was with me. Even when I was close to losing it all--her smiling furry face was there to remind me that You existed, and that You loved me.

I knew it was her time. How could I not, between her back breaking and her heart failing and her energy dropping like a lead balloon? I knew. But I hoped that you would love me enough to let me be with her. To be with someone, not all alone in Guatemala. You couldn't even let it happen before mom left. You had to be completely sure that I had no one to hold me as I cried and cried and cried until the 98% water that makes up my body was gone. You had to be sure that she wouldn't survive my abscence, even after I decided to come home a month early, and you had to be sure that I would be alone in my grief and anger.

Whatever trust I might have placed in you is gone. FUCK YOU. Fuck you god. You fuck and you fuck and you fuck with people until they can't take it any more and turn to drugs and alcohol and theatre.

Oh, gee--just when I decided to quit those three, just when I thought my life was picking up--sure, there's no money and I'm still fat as fucking hell, but life was getting steadily better and had been stable for months--no suicide attempts in weeks! Big fucking improvement, don't you think?--then, then you had to do this. And not even the fucking courtesy of letting Mom be with her. Mom was in LA.

Do you even care? Or notice? Too busy searching the divinenet with yahweh! to make her last 11 more days? Her spirit would have held out--it wasn't a broken heart she died of. It was her fucking kidneys that gave out.

But I suppose your Sniper Rifle takes up a lot of energy.

That's it. I'm done. The only angel I believe in now is One Winged...and I have a lot to learn from Sephiroth's anger.

Know that my anger is great...and I shall strike down all in my path with a great and terrible vengenance.

...a short word from our sponsor

*the Goddess steps up to the microphone*

Ahem.

Hello everybody. Enjoying yourselves? Good.

I would like to say a few short words on those things called 'periods'.

*She clears Her throat, then speaks in Her patented Awesome Voice®*

WOMEN BLEED. DEAL WITH IT.

Thank you.

*She steps down from the microphone*

*EV steps up*

Thanks Mom!

*turns to audience*

Now, that's something that has much more meaning coming from the Mother.

Happy June, everybody!

Epiphany Time!

I've come to the [shocking] realization that food is evil. It's full of these really unhealthy things called 'calories'. And some foods are your death-knell, if you are of a certain bloodtype.

Wheat, dairy, and sugar--oh my! Wheat, dairy, and sugar--oh my!

They've come to take my muscle and give me fat! They've come to cover what should be the body beautiful with unhealthy obesity! They are the bane to the huntress, to my very existence!

Take them away! Do away with them! Kill them! Boil them, mash them, stick'em in a stew!

Don't let them take my muscles!

And here in lies the problem. I love wheat, dairy, and sugar. Mmm....crackers. Mmmm....ice cream. Mmmmm....brownies. Which is bad for someone who's lactose intolerant. Actually, most humans are lactose intolerant. We're not supposed to have dairy after age 2. We ignore it. Just as I have ignored it, lo, these many years. But no more! I feel like shit every time I eat these things that are bad for O blood-types. And great every time I do what the book suggests. Ergo, there must be something to this diet. For me, at least. Not all diets work for all people. But I'm thinking this one is the way to go.

So I must be strict with myself. I must say "NO!" to wheat, dairy, and sugar! No to bloating, no to severe muscular pain, no to premature diabetes, no to premature arthritis! No more shall I gain weight because of my eating habits! No more! No more shall I eat to relieve stress! No more! No more shall I skimp out on going to the gym 7x/wk, or to the chiropractor 3x/wk! No more! And no more shall I let myself be bogged down by peer pressure! No more!

*takes a deep breath; calms down*

Do you have any idea how hard this is to accomplish when you work in a pizza parlor?



~FIN~

Moonlight Sonata [First Movement]

This has to be my favorite piece from Beethoven. It is so hauntingly gorgeous. I want to die to this music. This is music to die to. Quietly passionate, sensual, insistent...heart-rending. Everything a good death-scene needs. Being an actress in every thing I do, every word I speak, every step I make--I make each scene of my life an Oscar-worthy performance, something to entertain the masses. My death scene shall be spectacular. I should like to die like the Diva Plavalaguna--at the climax of my greatest role, closing night, as I'm taking my bows---BANG! BANG! Two gunshot wounds, in my torso, hitting some vital organs. Moonlight Sonata plays as the audience exits, quietly masking the screams of fear and confusion: Am I next? Why her? She was at the peak of her career! Are they coming for me are they coming for mearetheycomingforme..... I am still standing. The pain is great, but I am transfixed by the blood on my hands. I hold my hands up, out, for all to see, and slowly fall backwards. My leading man catches me and lowers me gently to the ground. He is panicking. EV, he says, finding some cloth to hold against me, to stop the blood that has begun to spill across the stage, EV, it's alright. We'll call the ambulance, we'll get help. You won't die. I smile peacefully, say nothing. He does not understand. I can feel the darkness on the edges of me, waiting to lap me up, to take me Home. He is upset...I wish to comfort him in some way--can he not see that it is my time, that I am ready to let Her take me? That it is alright with me--I have lived a good life. I have raised children. I have had a career that pleases me. I have healed and been healed. I have loved and been loved. Life has been good...and life must end. Now I must go Home, to Her, to Him. To the Mother, to the Father--finally I can be at peace for a while. I reach a hand up to caress his face, to let him know that it's alright. Crimson streaks across his face as my hand falls. He grabs it, holds it. You're not going to die. I'm not going to let you. I squeeze his hand, smile, and fall backwards into the abyss.

I can smell hyacinth and rose...and I can tell I'm going home.

Liberi Fatali [Parade Vers]

There are ants in my computer. When I type, they come out of the keyboard and then we play a game of HULK SMASH SMALL INSIGNIFICANT INSECTS. It's a fun game. I think they like it, but after playing one round they're too tired to play another.

Come What May

I'm tired of taking shit from people. From now on I'm acting like the Queen I am. I have a Court, I'm gonna rule it. And that's that. In my Court, my word is law. In my life, my word is law. No one rules me. I rule myself. And I take care of myself and my subjects as best I can. I don't want people to save me from myself, I don't want well-meaning friends to interfere in what they may think is unhealthy, and I certainly don't want people telling me what I can and cannot do. I am Queen. I can do what I damn well please. Like it or not, things go my way--no highway option. And my way means the way that is best in the long run--that is best for all around. It means compromise, not catering to one or two influential and whiny courtiers. Deal.

Not-a-Note

I give up. I just give up.

You have a life. I understand that.

You have a life other than me. I understand that too.

And you have a job. That is what I'm having trouble grasping.

I guess I just have to get used to the fact that I'm not worth your time. And I'm sorry for thinking that I was.

Don't think that I'm writing this because I want you to apologize, or change in any way. I don't. I'm just letting you know that I'm sorry for being such a bitch about what is, essentially, your life, and that I'll stop now.

Don't bother trying to include me, because I know you're doing it only to be polite. I can take a hint. I'm not worth your time. I'm sorry for thinking I was that important.

Raid

Fucking philosophers! They breed like cockaroaches.

"OH, you're a plumber. What on earth is that?"

At this point, sleep would be good.

Prince

Ashen's computer is a monkey. And she's ripped out my tongue and is beating me to death with it. And she just shoved an Aleve pill in her ear and it got stuck. And now it's sitting on my carpet covered in ear wax.

I love my family.

from the tshirthell newsletter...

Prince Charles got married this weekend to his long time mistress Camilla Parker Bowles. There has been no official word on whether or not the Prince of Wales will stop having relations with the decaying remains of Princess Di, which are still hotter than his new wife.

Napalm and Silly Putty

You know what's been really fun ever since I got my nose piercing?

Sneezing.

Yeah. I can attack people to my right now.

Because life is all about balance

I'm really not in the mood to post, but it's not really fair to you guys to leave you hanging on the sordid details of my fucked-up life.

Blue, my wolf-husky companion, and the only person who's made me happy in my life, with whom I've spent the best moments of my life, who kept me going during my 9-year suicidal depression, came down with congestive heart failure yesterday afternoon. Mom came home to her new place after we'd spent a few hours cleaning out the old house to find Blue seizing on the floor. She'd soiled herself, which she would /never/ do under normal circumstances. Mom literally flung the first few boxes she saw out of the truck and carried Blue downstairs with the help of a neighbor and rushed her to the vet. She called me on the way over so I heard most of the details. The vet was closed and she was going to try the other vet across town but made the better decision of knocking anyway on this vet's door. He was still there and they started giving emergency treatment to Blue.

Mom hung up at about that point and said she would come get me in a while if Blue stabilized. I started sobbing and did so for the next hour or so. Ross was home and he comforted me as best he could, but there's really no comfort for something like this. When I got to the vet's and talked to him, he said that Blue had been dead, basically, when she'd gotten there. He brought her back from the dead and if Mom had been 2 minutes later he wouldn't have been able to.

I spent some time with her, as much as I could. She was happy to see us. She's still at the vet's. She still has a 10-15% chance of living, though she was doing much better this morning.

Lacking any other way to deal with this grief that has landed in my lap, I got suitably drunk last night, and was suitably hungover for all of today.

For those of you who don't know how deeply I feel for my canine companion of 12 years, let me put it in a sentence: if she dies, so do I.

Of course I realize that she's a dog, and that she doesn't live as long as humans do. Of course I fucking realize that. I've only lived in the presence of dogs/wolves since before birth--I've only been raised by a woman who's spent at least the past 30 years raising litters of dogs, who's told me the stories of how she cried when Amaruq was brutally murdered. Of course I fucking know.

It doesn't make it any easier to deal with, and no--I'm not being fucking melodramatic. If Blue dies, so do I. I die inside. My physical body will keep going through inertia. I will be a husk.

Think what you want. It may not be the end of anyone else's world but it's the end of mine. Blue is my world. I love her more than I love life itself. She has always been there for me and she has always fucking accepted me. She has never turned away from me because I'm me. She has never turned away from me because I was being a real bitch. She has always known me to be her mistress, her junior pack leader, and she has always, always loved me. And I have always loved her, from the moment she came into my life. She has kept my sanity. She has kept my heart safe. She has made sure that I can still love.

Without her, life is meaningless.

Anticipate

It's this constant cycle of creation and destruction that goes on for eternity. But it's ok, because only the finite is destroyed and the infinite preserved because this is all just physical. My roommate and I started getting existential today with the theory of evolution and the big bang theory and stuff. He says that our current big bang is just one of many, and that at the end, when the universe stops expanding it will reset itself and everything will start over again. My theory is that the universe is a force, maybe conscious, and that that force is divine, and that the big bangs are like yawns or something, and really it's not god but that's the name we've given it so we might as well stick with it. So who is god? We are god. We, collectively, form this consciousness on a higher level and that is the god of our dreams. This god is powered from the Source, or the Universe--the Divine All that runs throughout every living thing. So are there other worlds out there, with life that's similar to ours? Maybe not similar---but not completely different either. Or maybe we're completely alone in this universe, and maybe everything that we do, even if it's remembered in the history of Earth, will never ever matter because the universe will just reset itself and new Earths will form in the new universe with new humans. But maybe something will remain--if not written records, than artifacts: cds, laptops, lightbulbs. Whatever. But this made me think----no matter how big I get as a filmmaker, no matter how many novels I write, no matter how many degrees I get, no one but the people in this universe will know that---will remember me. And speaking as someone who seeks a little recognition (not mega-amounts, but a little), that's a scary thought.

But you know, we never brought talk of the afterlife into this. What if the afterlife, the summerland, the whateveryouwanttocallit, exists outside our universe---maybe floating just outside the gates or maybe in its own universe that won't reset? So even if this Universe does reset, we won't, because our souls will remain in the afterlife. But what happens to those who are in earthly incarnations when the universe does reset? Where do their souls go? Are they lost? Do they remain to be the first souls born into the new universe? Do they become something else entirely? What happens? And this force, this Divine All--did it create the afterlife too, so that we can live on in some respect?

I don't know the answers to any of this. It's all speculation. And if we're going to refer to age in relation to the amount of big bangs there have been, then I'm not that old of a soul either---only 74 incarnations. That fits into this Earth's lifetime (and maybe other planets as well).

Watch Siberia

One who knows nothing can understand nothing.

The Earth is angry. She's gathering her strength for the great shaking. We have upset her. She has slept. She will rise, like it or not. This isn't the end. This is the beginning. This world is changing and our habits need to change with it. Our very survival--the survival of our species, the survival of other species, our brothers and sisters, the survival of the planet and the survival of our legacy depend on it. Something's coming, and She's angry.

When the Goddess speaks through me, I have no choice but to let Her.

Up Up Up Up Up Up

I'm mad enough to scream right now. I really hate being treated like a wild animal who can't control her impulses and needs her friends to save her from herself. I can control my impulses. I don't always choose to, but that doesn't mean I'm not capable of it. It's the same way my dad treats me, the way counselors and teachers treat me. I'm sick of it. I'm human. I'm not governed by my emotions. I listen to my emotions, I realize when I shouldn't do something because I'm tired/angry/whatever, and I don't ignore what my heart tells me but I do not let my emotions govern my actions or behavior. I also don't let my stomach govern my eating habits. If I did that, I wouldn't be able to be anorexic, now would I?

I don't need to be saved from myself. If I ask you to help me, be glad that I've dropped my pride long enough to do so. Don't assume that when I don't ask for help it means I need it but can't ask. I will ask if I really think I need help. I don't care if you want my food. Tell me, and I'll let you have it. I don't care if you think that I shouldn't have the food I want. Tell me, and maybe I'll take your advice. But don't take physical action before verbal. Don't act like I need to be physically restrained. That betrays what little trust I have with you. And yes---'little' trust. I don't trust anyone. If I trust you enough to feel safe with you--a feeling I have with maybe two other people, if that--then don't fuck up that trust. Talk to me like an adult. It's more than anyone else does.

Not an Addict -- K's Choice

No, I'm not an ice cream addict. I did not have two pints in the past 24 hours. I am not out.


Ok, I am. To all of the above. Sue me.

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Today my self-esteem, when I woke up, was at about breast-height. This is normal. Now it's hiding in Satan's closet, quivering. He's about to call a fumigator. I've been crying, but I don't feel better. At all. Reasons:

• English.
• English professor.
• I'm a lazy slut. And I can't seem to stop being a lazy slut.
• Rinoa is a whore, because she got petrified when I wanted Squall to be petrified and then I didn't run into another Chimera, so I'm just letting the Iguions rip her to shreds right now.
• I got two letters from the NFAA today. The NFAA is the National Foundation for the Arts....I don't know what the other A stands for....and I applied to their scholarship in two different disciplines. If I'd won, I'd have $10,000 USD, which would have funded my degree. Guess what the two letters were? (That's right, Rejections, capital R.)
• I'm out of ice cream and out of money.
• I'm out of money, and that sucks.
• The bulb in my bedside lamp burned out.
• I have no place to put my shot glasses (not really a reason to be depressed, but it's just one more thing on the camel's poor broken back).
• I have an assignment due--the final assignment due--in Anthro on the 8th, and she's not accepting late papers. I haven't even finished the book. And here I am blogging. Can we say "LAZY SLUT"?
• I'm listening to depressing music to make me feel more depressed, because that's what I do to cheer up. *watches the eyebrows raise*

That's pretty much it, but let me elaborate on #2.

MY ENGLISH PROFESSOR IS AN ASS.

Yes, that is my elaboration. He asks me for opinion essays. So I write them. Then he's like, "YOUR OPINION SUCKS AND YOU LOSE." (Saying I can't think objectively.....bastard. I can think objectively. I'm thinking of several objects that I'd like to insert in him right now, actually. Like a garden gnome.) And then he goes on to say that Ginsberg is the Whitman of our time (which makes me hate the ass more, and I'm referring to the Ginsberg and Whitman collective!ass, not the EngProf!ass), before saying that they're like Eminem, who he really likes for his anti-social attitude and lyrics. At which point I gouged my eyes out and ate them. (If you're wondering how I'm typing all this, I'm an excellent typist. Yes, I am. I just usually don't care.) I'm sorry, but Eminem is an ass too. What am I saying? I'm not sorry at all. EMINEM IS AN ASS. A huge ass. He, Whitman, and Ginsberg can be a collective!ass. EngProf!ass is a rat, and I need a RAT BLUDGEON. Like a shovel. SMACKSMACKSMACK.

I know that, from your perspective, it probably doesn't seem so bad, but you haven't had to suffer 2 semesters with this motherfucker. Ask Ashen. She had him this summer too. She'll let you know what he's like, and may even show you her photoshopaltered!picture of him.

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In other news, Happy Sinterklaas Day, which was yesterday in Nederland and today in Deutschland. Can anyone show me these countries on a map? (Hint: their languages are similar, and one of them was ruled by a dictator in the 30s/40s who tried to take over the world, starting with Poland, and then moving on to the rest of Europe and, at some point, the other country I'm referring to, before the Allies whooped his Nazi!ass with the help of Canadians, Americans, and Pagans in Britain (and this part is true, folks).) Sinterklaas Day is the Dutch Christmas, pretty much (oh, there, I gave it away), when little Dutch children put out their little Dutch clogs at the fireplace (sound familiar?) and then Sinterklaas and his helper Black Pete come and put treats in the shoes, usually chocolate letters (I got J), as well as licorices, etc, because Dutch candies are fucking awesome, and Dutch kids only get them on holidays like Sinterklaas Day and the Queen's Birthday. My family celebrated it when I was younger, because my Mom and her Mom and Dad (my Oma and Opa) are from Nederland, and interestingly enough, my Opa (who I never knew, because he died a year before I was born) served in the Underground Resistance against the Nazis and spent 4 years in a Nazi prison while my Oma, his fiancee, waited for him. One more thing to be proud of my Dutch family for.

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Ear candy: Roxanne Tango, sung by the Unconscious Argentinian and Ewan McGregor.

//you're free to leave me but just don't deceive me//and please believe me when I say I love you//

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Well, I'm going to sign off and read slash to feel better, and maybe update my other site.

Adiosa

--The Weeping Universe

Wanted

I don't even know what to write. I'm so blah right now.

Speaking of, Ashen and I did this today. Well, I did. As soon as we stop being lazyasses we'll post to it.

The thing is, there's the Dumpster, and it lists the badfics. But not many places give reviews of goodfics. So we have taken up the....something. Torch. Yeah, that's it---we've taken up the torch. Ashen and I will both review stuff, and occasionally, when I snap and go postal, I will burn stuff. Bad stuff. Badfics. We'll also post the fics we write that Pit of Voles won't post or has kicked off. That is, as soon as we get an account at said pit.

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Spent my first night at the house last night. Apparently, the 43 roosters we have don't go off at 4 am. They go off at 3. *twitch* Ah, well. I slept well anyway and was awake enough to go to a work meeting at Starbucks (which I boycott, but that's where my boss wanted to meet, so, hey). Saw disc 3 of season 2 of Friends last night, and ate a pint of ice cream. I've been good today, though. Had yoghurt and soy-milk for breakfast, and then a coffee (NOT from Starbucks), and since then...nothing else. Damn, I'm hungry.

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Convinced my dad to needlessly spend money on me today. Not really. Kind of. Just to fix my computer. (My computer, which was raped by spyware repeatedly and left for dead off the I-90.) Speaking of my dad, I had a dream about him last night (which I told him about): I dreamt we were talking like two best friends do after years of knowing each other, and I said, "So, is it heartbreakin' time?"

"Yup," he replies.

"Who?"

"Margit this time." [this is his current real-life girlfriend]

"Ah," I respond, not surprised. "What's her name?"

"Actually," he says, "it's a he."

end:dream.

There you have it. I dreamt my dad was/is gay. ... When he's a homophobe (but only with lesbians). O.o

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My mac is being a whore. It learned from my laptop. I can't burn my movie to disc, so I have to go and fix it up and shit. I don't have the patience nor the time right now. So fuck it. I'll show my movie in January.

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On the subject of my ex-roomie.... we have made peace and are friends again. This doesn't mean I've forgotten, only forgiven. And I'll never be able to live with her again. But now we can hang out, and I enjoy her company, so...all's well, eh?

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And now I have to go home and eat pizza.

Love and all that,

--Your Universe
First of the Best
Rest of the Last

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