I've come to the [shocking] realization that food is evil. It's full of these really unhealthy things called 'calories'. And some foods are your death-knell, if you are of a certain bloodtype.
Wheat, dairy, and sugar--oh my! Wheat, dairy, and sugar--oh my!
They've come to take my muscle and give me fat! They've come to cover what should be the body beautiful with unhealthy obesity! They are the bane to the huntress, to my very existence!
Take them away! Do away with them! Kill them! Boil them, mash them, stick'em in a stew!
Don't let them take my muscles!
And here in lies the problem. I love wheat, dairy, and sugar. Mmm....crackers. Mmmm....ice cream. Mmmmm....brownies. Which is bad for someone who's lactose intolerant. Actually, most humans are lactose intolerant. We're not supposed to have dairy after age 2. We ignore it. Just as I have ignored it, lo, these many years. But no more! I feel like shit every time I eat these things that are bad for O blood-types. And great every time I do what the book suggests. Ergo, there must be something to this diet. For me, at least. Not all diets work for all people. But I'm thinking this one is the way to go.
So I must be strict with myself. I must say "NO!" to wheat, dairy, and sugar! No to bloating, no to severe muscular pain, no to premature diabetes, no to premature arthritis! No more shall I gain weight because of my eating habits! No more! No more shall I eat to relieve stress! No more! No more shall I skimp out on going to the gym 7x/wk, or to the chiropractor 3x/wk! No more! And no more shall I let myself be bogged down by peer pressure! No more!
*takes a deep breath; calms down*
Do you have any idea how hard this is to accomplish when you work in a pizza parlor?
~FIN~
