Lawnmowers

Got my ass handed to me by one.

True. freaking. statement.

Also, a bakery. And a lingerie shop.

BUT STILL I REMAIN A CAMWHORE. And try to be all punk, with my spiky 'do. (*whispers* It's to hide the unevenness of the cut. Like, shaved bald in places.)


Hey, kids -- when your parents tell you it's a really bad idea to give yourself a haircut with the kitchen scissors over the bathroom sink...listen to what they're saying. (Your parents, not the voices.) As you can see, I didn't, and now look like a lawnmower heard me talking about its mother. I look like a bakery and lingerie shop joined in on the beating because I'm fat and naked in the pictures, for reasons only I can fathom.

Augh. Off to complete my errands.