coding hurts my brain and hands

So today I found a grain of sand embedded in my foot. Which was weird, to say the least. It was if my foot said "MMM...SAND." and then decided that it didn't like sand anymore, so I felt this hard thing in the soft part of my foot that felt like glass and I wrench it out and it's....a grain of sand. And I proclaimed, very loudly and with great dignity, "What. The. Fuck."